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Dallas - The Farm

Charlene Tilton joins the live reality show 'The Farm'.
Ten celebrities are ditching their pampered lifestyles and signing up for three weeks of early morning milking and muck raking down on the Farm.

Join us at Ultimate Dallas for updates on Charlene's progress down on the Farm as she battles it out to win first place. We will bring you pictures from the show, and links to video clips.

Friday 20 May

Charlene Woz 'Ere

Flavor jumps the fence to high five the crowd.

The Farmhands bid Charlene a fond farewell tonight, but it was Flavor who hogged the limelight.

As the elimination was announced, Flavor the farmyard clown ran after her and into the crowd for some high-five action.

Although pleased to survive the public vote, Keith was irritated that the rapper had been so selfish.

"This was our moment, you know?" he despaired.

Lionel, who had put up with Flavor blaring in his ear throughout the elimination, was equally unimpressed.

Watching Flavor do his thing from afar, Mikey and the Emmas agreed the rapper was spoiling the Dallas star's night.

"He's taking away from Charl's moment," complained Emma B.

After shaking their heads in disapproval for a few minutes, the pair realized that a soap legend had just left the building.

"Wow, Charlene Tilton was here!" Emma N gasped. "We know Charlene Tilton!"

You just don't know what you've got till it's gone, eh?

 

Friday 20 May

Charlene Chopped!

Sassy soap star Charlene is the second celeb to be shown the barn door.

The Dallas diva was given the chop after the public voted to save ventriloquist Keith and his delightful duck Orville.

Charlene was also bottom of the bunch in Farmer Ryan’s report and just wasn’t cut out for country life.

After assuring the group they’d all been awesome and telling Colin and Justin she had a real 'bonding moment' with Nick the Pig she was gone.

Come back soon to see how the Farmhands took the news.

 

Friday 20 May

It's A Duck's Life

Drama queen Charlene doesn't fancy her chances of survival in tonight's chop.

"I think I'm going. How can you compete with a cute green duck?" moaned the soap star. Remembering that Keith might offer some competition too she added, "Keith's a hard worker and a dear man."

Charlene admitted that she's always fancied being crowned top farmer, but felt the odds were always stacked against her.

"I wanted to win but I came here with the least amount of skills. You might as well have put me on the moon!"

Despite her failure at farming, Charlene has enjoyed herself. "I never thought I'd be petting a turkey," she squealed.

Her time down on The Farm has also produced a few surreal moments.

"It's been strange," she reminisced. "I've been washing the underwear of people I've never met before."

Charlene decided that if she couldn't get her mitts on the top prize, then she would like firefighter Dave to finish first.

"Everyone is playing to the camera except Dave. He doesn't do anything to show off. Dave should win in a fair world."

But whoever said life was fair?

 

Saturday 14 May

Food Glorious Food

The victorious Blue Team almost keeled over with shock when they saw their prize for winning the baking competition.

Emma Noble, Mikey, Lionel and Charlene were directed to the Hayloft to find a sumptuous dining room and the first instalment of a five-course gourmet dinner awaiting them, along with champagne.

When Charlene saw the treat she erupted with such intensity it was unclear whether she was overwhelmed with joy or hit by sniper fire. Her squealing may even have frightened the porkers outside.

Mikey read out the menu along with instructions that they cannot share any of their luxuries with the other team.

The fabulous meal consisted of game terrine, chicken stuffed with parmesan and herb mousse, a chocolate dessert, cheese and biscuits and finally coffee and petit fours.

Dave yelled up the stairway, begging for some booze from downstairs, asking them to drip some through the floorboards. But the unsympathetic Blue Team claimed they had no alcohol and that they were really suffering up there.

Will the special treatment lead to tension in the Farmhouse? We'll see...

 

Charlene beats eviction

The Farmhands waved goodbye to Cicciolina as she left them behind on The Farm.

“Bye bye, darling!” gushed Lionel.

“Put your jumper on!” yelled Emma B.

A relieved Charlene came and greeted the waiting crowd and told them, “I wish I could make you all a cup of tea.”

But it was Flavor who milked the crowd the most, shouting, “One time I wanna hear you say ‘Yeah, bwoy!’” which they duly did.

“Welcome home, Charlene,” said Ron as she re-entered the Farmhouse, knowing her place was safe, for now. She copped a hug from Lionel, before resting her head on fireman Dave’s chest for a bit. Life’s not so bad after all, it seems.

“This lady is so with the programme,” said Flavor. “I knew she wasn’t going away.”

But Charlene’s first thoughts were for the departed Farmhand. “I was sorry to see Cicciolina go. She’s sweet.”

Emma B was still concerned Cicciolina wasn’t warm enough in her lacy outfit. “She must have been freezing,” she said.

“Yeah,” agreed Emma Noble. “But she looked gorgeous.”

And we all know that’s what's important

You can discuss Charlenes time on 'The Farm' and get the latest news and gossip by clicking here

Day 1 on 'The Farm'

Pop star Mikey Green followed, braving a chilly night in just a vest. If a little impractical in the clothing department, he soon proved to be useful on the domestic front setting up the stove to get a cuppa on. Drama queen Charlene Tilton thought she deserved a few brownie points too when she located the all-important corkscrew. “I’m top farmer already!” she squawked.

You can discuss Charlenes time on 'The Farm' and get the latest news and gossip by clicking here

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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