cool i would love to see dallas again

Dynasty-style catfight? lol that might be fun man. But I must warn ya I can fight like Alexis LOL. Anyway JP sorry for attacking you.

JP your so called stories are lame and down right retarded.. They make no sense what so ever.

Ray enters the main barn at SF to tie up his prize horse. He hears giggling, moaning and screeching from one of the corrals. When he looks in he sees his brother JR & his daughter Maggie having sex in the dirt & straw. Ray kicks JR & throws a bucket of water on his hot daughter. Then Ray tells Maggie that he expects this behavior from JR but thinks she should have known better. Ray belts Maggie in the face & begins strangling her. JR then yells to Ray “back off you hypocrite, you screwed your own niece back in the ’70s!” Ray, remembering his trists with Lucy in the very same stall lets go of Maggie & storms off.

As Ray nears the main mansion at SF he sees a limosuine pulling up. Sue Ellen & Jenna are back from shopping in Paris & Milan. Jenna tells Ray to take her luggage filled with designer gowns upstairs. Sue Ellen goes to her suite upstairs, opens a drawer & takes out a bottle of Stolitchnaya vodka. She empties the bottle in 10 minutes. Bombed & horny, Sue Ellen trapses down the stairs, looking for action. She come across Ray storming into the living room. Ray is angry that Jenna spent $4 million of his money on dresses, diamonds, furs & male escorts while in Paris. Sue Ellen grabs Ray & tells him she will make him forget his problems. The 2 are so busy having sex on the dining room table that they don’t notice a naked Maggie, covered in dirt/straw, strutting in for a drink. Ray & Sue Ellen look up to see a laughing Maggie clapping slowly & saying “bravo daddy! Sue Ellen tells her to scram but Mags pulls up a chair & asks them to continue. Sue Ellen smashes an empty vodka bottle over Maggie’s head. The cat fight of all cat fights ensues. Maggie throws Sue Ellen onto the coffee table in the living room. Sue Ellen grabs the fire place poker & goes Tonya Harding ala Nancy Kerrigan on Maggie’s knees. By now, Ray, JR, Jenna, Bobby & Teresa are gathered around cheering on the girls. Finally, a seething Donna enters and throws a bucket of water on her daughter & former sister-in-law. Donna tells everyone that they make her sick & says she’s moving back to D.C. permanently. Later that night, Ray, JR & Bobby are drinking heavily on the balcony. The Ewing brothers are laughing & slapping each other on the back. Bobby tells his brothers that it seems like SF is getting exciting again, just as it was many years ago. The sound of stilleto heels is heard from behind & the guys turn to see who is there. The sound of a machine gun is heard. The blood soaked Ewing brothers drop to the floor. The scene ends with the gun landing on the ground & closing with 2 female legs in Tommy Chu shoes.

Ok everyone, here is the next installment in my version of the new show. I have came up with the title of the new show. Dallas: Return To Southfork. It’s a working title so if you have a title let me know.

End of the Road part 1

As the episode opens there’s a flashback to the arguement Ray and Margaret had. Margaret angry runs out the door and jumps into her car and speeds off. As she is driving down the road she reaches for the radio knob to turn the music up. As she looks up headlights are coming right at her. As she is about to swerve it’s too late and both cars crash into each other. The car Margaret is driving flips over several times finally coming to rest on its side. Ray standing outside hears the crash and frantically jumps into his truck and speeds off. When Ray arrives at the crash site he sees both cars completely destroyed. As he gets to his daughters car he looks in and sees her bleeding and not moving. He calls 911 and then runs over to the other car and is horrified to see that Cliff Barnes is in the drivers seat. The smell of whiskey coming from the car. He checks to see if Cliff is alive and feels a very weak pulse. Back at Southfork JR, Sue Ellen and Bobby have now heard about the crash and go to help Ray and his daughter. When they arrive they see Cliff badly hurt. Bobby jumps on the phone and calls the ranch to tell John Ross and Pamela about her father. He tells John Ross that it doesnt look good for Cliff. As the paramedics arrive they remove Margaret from the car and the Police question everyone about what happened. All Ray can say is he heard the crash from his house and arrived at the scene to find his daughter and Cliff Barnes badly hurt. JR tells the officer it had to Cliffs fault as his car smells like a cheap bar. Both Cliff and Margaret are taken to the hospital. Sue Ellen cant help but flashback to when she was drunk and almost killed John Ross in a car accident. She tells JR that Margaret has to live. Soon Pamela, John Ross, Afton, JR, Sue Ellen and Bobby all arrive at the hospital to be with Ray. Over the years Ray and JR have grown closer as brother. Especially since JR helped Ray save his ranch from forclosure. Also Miss Ellie asked as her last request that they all try and be a family and put their differences aside and become brothers. Afton and Pamela ask the doctors how Cliff is and the doctor tells them Cliff is in a coma and on life support, he goes on to say they have done all they can for him. The doctor tells them they should prepare for the worst. Ray asks about his daughter and receives good news. Margaret has some cuts and bruises and broken leg and arm and head concusion but should make a full recovery. Ray calls Donna and tells her what happened and she tells him she is on the next flight to Dallas. Christopher arrives at the hospital and finds out his uncle caused the car crash. Ray wants to know why Cliff was out there in first place and why he was behind the wheel drunk. Ray looks at Afton and tells her that if Cliff lives he will kill the man. Bobby and JR tell Ray to stand in line that they want a piece of him as well. Ray tells Bobby, Christopher, John Ross, JR and Sue Ellen to go on home that theres nothing they can do at the moment. JR tells Sue Ellen he has to run by the office and take care of some business that he will be home later. Sue Ellen gets a ride with Bobby back to Southfork. JR arrives at a hotel called The Dallas Palace. JR walks up to the desk and asks if she is there yet and is told she is room 2143. He walks to the elevator and the doors close. When JR arrives at the room he knocks on it and it opens. The screen fades with the camera on JR’s face smiling. When the show returns JR is smiling as the camera finally pans over to reveal the woman standing there. It is none other than the great love of JR’s life Vanessa. We learn Vanessa that James is again in trouble and that JR is the only person that can help. She tells him that since he left Dallas years earlier that he is in trouble with the law one time after another. He asks her why can’t he just he a father to Jimmy and husband to Debra Lynn. He makes a phone call to one of his boys and tells them he wants them to track down James, Jimmy an Debra Lynn and bring them to him in Dallas. Back at the ranch Bobby and Sue Ellen are in the living room talking. Bobby tells her that Cliff almost killed another Ewing. Sue Ellen says it was because of Cliffs lies and detrayals that caused Jamie to leave and end up dieing from the fall in LA and that now because of his drinking Margaret was almost killed. During the coversation between Bobby and Sue Ellen they have flashbacks; Sue Ellen flashes back to the phone call saying Jamie was dead. Bobby wonders why the Ewing family can’t just live in peace. Back at the hospital Donna finally arrives and finds Ray sobing. Donna terrified asks whats wrong with their daughter. JR arrives at Southfork and as he is walking in the door the phone rings. He answers the phone and says OMG. Sue Ellen, Bobby, Pamela, John Ross, Christopher, Patsy and Bobby are in the living room and see JR’s face. He hangs the phone up and walks in the living room and announces that Margaret Krebbs is dead. Back at the hospital Donna learns from Ray that Margaret died from a brain hemmorage while in surgury. Donna falls to the floor screaming and crying NO. Ray tells Donna he has to call Jenna, Lucas and Charlie and give them the news before they see it on the news. Donna asks Ray what happened and he tells her that drunk SOB Cliff Barnes killed their daughter. The Ewing clan arrives back at the hospital as does the police. They inform Pamela and Afton that Cliff will be charged with murder if he survives. JR tells the officer that Cliff should be the one dead not his niece. Ray flys into a rage and storms into Cliffs room and starting punching Cliff yelling he’s going to kill him. JR and Bobby pull Ray off and tell him he cant think of that now that he has to be there for Donna and their daughter. Bobby tells Ray to let the law handle Cliff. Afton and Pamela are horrified and crying. They can’t believe Cliff killed someone. Pamela walks in Cliffs room and tells him she will never forgive him. JR pulls Ray to the side and tells him that if he really wants Cliff dead he can make it happen that all he has to do is say the word. As Afton and Pamela are about to exit Cliffs room the monitor goes off and flatlines. As the screen fades doctors rush in and Afton and Pamela look on in shock.

End of part 1….
Coming up in part 2…Afton and Pamela lives are changed forever, Ray and Donna make funeral arrangments, Jenna, Lucas and Charlie arrive in Dallas to be with Ray, The Ewings gather to say farewell to one of their own, An unlikely couple makes love during this tragedy, James, Cally, Debra Lynn, Jimmy, JR and Callys son arrive in Dallas in time for the funeral, Secrets are revealed when a Blast from the past makes a surprise return to Dallas.

Hope you enjoy this episode..Tell me what you think of this storyline..Give me your opinions and thoughts about what should happen in part 2.

The Character of Jamie died on the show. Jack,Jamie’s brother died in real life from AIDS. The guy who played Mickey Trotter died on the show as well as in real life also from AIDS. Miss Ellie and Clayton both died in real life. As did Jock. April was killed on her and Bobby’s honeymoon. Pam died on the show. Kristen Shepherd drowned in the Southfork pool. Pam and Cliffs mom died in the plane crash. The other woman who played Miss Ellie died from cancer in real life. Digger Barnes died on the show. Shella Foley was killed by Michelle at Southfork. The only characters and actors/actresses alive and able to return would be JR, Sue Ellen, Christopher, John Ross, Cliff, Bobby, Lucy, Ray, Jenna, Charlie, Lucas, Margaret, Bobby, Patsy, Gary, Val, Donna, Cally, James, his wife and son, JR and Callys kid, Vanessa, Carter McKay, Charlie and Sly

Bring it back with as many of the old stars as possible please.

As the show opens we find JR, Sue Ellen, Bobby, Christopher, Lucy, and Ray sitting at the dinner table having a Ewing Family Breakfast. Sue Ellen asks JR if he has seen John Ross and Jr informs his wife for the 3rd time that he didnt come home the night before. Christopher says he better be into the Ewing Oil offices this morning as they have a important business meeting with the bank president. JR tells the family he better get to the ofice himself as Weststar has to close a deal for a fleet of new oil tankers. As JR is about to stand up in walks John Ross with a beautiful girl on his arm. He announces to the family that he would like to introduce his new wife Pamela Rebecca Cooper. JR jumps out of his chair and tells John Ross to get that Barnes tramp out of the mansion. He orders John Ross to have the so called marriage annuled. Sue Ellen stands up and tells JR “That’s Enough” to which he replys “it’s not enough till that damn tramp is out of his sons life”. Bobby sitting at the table flashes back to the day he arrived at Southfork with his wife Pam Barnes. As JR, Sue Ellen, John Ross and Pamela are yelling in walks Afton Cooper who after hearing JR call her daughter a no good tramp like her mother punches JR square in the mouth knocking him to the floor. We learn from Pamela Rebeeca Ewing that her father Cliff Barnes is in the hospital from alcohol poisoning. Jr who has recovered from being knocked on his butt by Afton chimes in ” like father like son” Both are broke worthless drunks. Afton tells JR that its his fault because he used their daughter to get Ewing Oil away from Cliff. JR in his usual charming voice tells Afton he wasnt the one who put the bottle in his hand and that is not the one who made him drink that if he dies its Cliffs own damn fault. That once a loser always a loser. John Ross and Pamela leave the dining room and walk into the living room where the first thing that is seen is pictures of Jock, Miss Ellie and Clayton hanging on the wall over the fire place. John Ross tells Pam that his grandmother would be thrilled that he met the woman of his dreams. JR, Bobby and Sue Ellen walk in just as John Ross and Pamela are kissing. JR tells Sue Ellen and Bobby he thinks hes going to puke. Bobby in his charming way hand him his cowboy hat and has have fun as he grins. Bobby tells John Ross and Pamela that as long as Southfork belongs to him they are always welcomed there. Lucy now in the living room welcomes Pamela to the family and to the crazy ranch they call Southfork. As JR is walking to his car to head to Weststar a limo pulls up. As the doors open to the limo the camera zooms in on JR’s face as he says OMG. When we return we see Pasty and Bobby Ewing standing on each side of the limo with Pasty telling uncle JR its good to be home and that Gary and Val send their best. Lucy walks outside and sees her brother and sister and runs up to them and hugs them telling them they should have called she would have picked them up at the airport. Christopher who is seen standing behind a bush tells himself this ranch isnt big enough for everyone. JR looks over and sees Chris standing there and walks over to him as asks how he likes having his cousins on Southfork. To which Chris tells him they might be there but they wont for long. Moment later we hear Chris on the phone planning to set John Ross’s new wife so it looks as if she is nothing more than a money hungry woman who will sleep with anyone to make it happen. Pasty over hearing this tells Chris he is just like their uncle JR and that she will make sure everyone knows. Chris tells her to stay out of his way and mind her own business or its her that will suffer. Inside the house everyone is talking as the phone rings. On the line is Donna asking to speak to Ray. When Ray and Donna are talking we learn Margaret is on her way to Dallas to set up house. Ray tells Donna everything will be ok that as soon as he hears from their daughter he will call her back. Ray excuses himself and leaves for his house. When he arrives he sees black cadillac parked in the drive. As he pulls up and walks inside the house he sees his daughter sitting in a chair wearing a short short skirt showing off her legs. Ray looks on as he removes his hat and tells his daughter do go put some clothes on and stop dressing like a hooker. Ray informs Maragret that Donna called. She tells her dear old dad that she could care less that all she wants to do is control her and boss her around. She continues how she wont let her see who she wants. Ray tells her she needs to grow up and find a man that will treat her like a woman should be treated. He also informs his daughter she is cut off from recieving any money until she straightens up. She tells Ray that her grandmother Ellie left her that money in a trust fund. Ray informs her that until she is 21 hes in charge of it. She runs out the door furious and burns rubber out of the drive leaving Ray standing on the porch yelling her name. As Maragret is speeding down the road she reaches for the radio knob to turn the music up. As she looks up she sees white headlights coming right at her. As the screen fades to black we hear the tires screeching and a loud crash.

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GO TO HELL, THEY’VE SHOT TOMMY!!!!

I think a Dallas return would be great. The “elder” Ewings could have supporting roles to the youngins. Have John Ross and Christopher living at Southfork, running Ewing Oil jointly and then bring back the others for the fireworks. Lucas returns with Ray to claim his rightful place among the Ewings. Margaret also arrives with Donna, and makes Lucy look like a prude. Bobby gives a huge chunk of Southfork to Gary, who builds a mansion that makes Southfork look like a shack. The possibilities are endless!Ray and Donna rekindle their love while trying to decide how to handle hot Maggie, and Jenna simmers from the sidelines. JR fends off a hostile takeover of Westar by his billionaire brothers Bobby, Ray and Gary – who form a powerful new Ewing company to rule Dallas!

Je suis Francais je decouvre Dallas episodes par episodes depuis 1 an j’en suis à la saison 6 et le feuilleton me passionne et j espere qu il y aura une suite avec d’aussi beaux acteurs que dans la 1 ere serie beaucoup de beaux bruns comme Bobby et de belle blondes comme Lucy ,sans oublier Pam et Sue-Elen j’ai une pensée émue pour Elie

I see advertisements for the complete series thru the fourteenth season how can this be if the fourteenth season has not been released yet?