Bush or Clinton, shorts or speedos - Patrick decides

Patrick Duffy was interviewed in a quick fire interview and lets loose his political views. 

Q: Always Early or Fashionably late? 

Patrick - I’m always early. I think it is incredibly inconsiderate to be late 

Q - Speedo or swim shorts? 

Patrick - Shorts - Men over 40 should not wear Speedos 

Q - Big fat pay cheque or artistic credibility? 

Patrick - Years ago it would have been the pay cheque because I was responsible for my family. I have done things for money but not anymore. 

Q - Youth and Beauty or Age and wisdom? 

Patrick - Being older takes so many things off the necessity list. You don’t have to worry “how do I look?” 

Q - Larry Hagman or John Travolta? 

Patrick - Hagman. He was so good at that part 

Q - Bath or Shower? 

Patrick - Shower. I have not had a bath since I can remember 

Q - Meat or fish? 

Patrick - Very rare beef. I love it bleeding all over the plate, so long as it’s hot 

Q - Cash or credit card? 

Patrick - Credit card. If you use the right one you get air miles 

Q - Vodka or gin? 

Patrick -  Gin. I usually have glass around it and that’s about it. 

Q - Oscar or Emmy? 

Patrick -  I don’t have either but I’d prefer an Emmy. I’ve never been nominated, the ignorant swines! 

Q - Singledom or married life ? 

Patrick - I’ve been married for 34 years and I’d hate the prospect of looking for somebody new. 

Q - Bush or Clinton ? 

Patrick - Clinton should still be President as far as I’m concerned. The worst thing to happen to our nation, almost in its entire history, has been the election of George W Bush. 

Q - Family Guy or Simpsons ? 

Patrick - I have done voice work on Family Guy, but I’d say the Simpsons. 

Q - Burial or Cremation? 

Patrick - Cremation. Why take up space with a dead body ? 

Q - Shaved chest or natural? 

Patrick - I’ve done the shaved chest thing in the past but natural is more comfortable. 

Q - New York or LA? 

Patrick - LA because that’s where my children are. Padraic is 31 and he’s a playwright and Connor is 26 and he’s an actor. 

Q - Exercise or laziness? 

Patrick - Exercise. I play golf and do pilates. 

By Simon Button