Do you ever sit in front of the TV
and picture yourself by the Southfork pool drinking cocktails?
Or perhaps behind JR`s desk making a multi million dollar
Are you more of a JR than a Sue Ellen?
Or perhaps more of a Lucy?
Well now is the time to find out how
you rate as a Ewing.....take the test below and find out where
you rate in the world of DALLAS.
You discover your partner is having
an affair now what do you do?
a) Leave him or her and find someone
b) Break down in tears and head for
the drinks cabinet?
c) Hire a private detective and get
the dirt on your partners lover
A person with a new face claims to
be your ex lover who died years before...do you:
a) Laugh it off and call the police
b) Let them wine and dine you knowing
their a con
c) Go and search for the real truth
and have them taken out of town
You don`t want to go to school due
to a test....what do you do?
a) Go anyway, after all its your own
fault you forgot to revise
b) Tear your clothes and make out you
were attacked by a teacher
c) Pay your teacher off with a large
You marry someone your family hates......do
a) Move into your own apartment for
b) Live in the same house as everyone
who hates your new partner
c) Use your new families wealth and
power to get forward in life then leave
It's your birthday and your parents
are not coming to your party. Do you
a) Ring them and explain how upset
b) Run away and become an armed robber
c) Make a promise to destroy all the
people who have been mean to you
You are in love with your sisters husband......do
a) Ignore the feelings and get on with
b) Shoot him, then poison him, then
run him down
c) Plot to get him for yourself
You wake up and look a mess.....do
a) Think "So what"
b) buy some makeup
c) Leave town and divorce your husband
Your ex husband pushes your new lover
over a balcony...do you
a) Go hysterical and call the police
b) Shoot your ex husband
c) Make a movie about how nasty your
ex husband was
You want to divorce your partner........do
a) Explain that the marriage is not
working and decide a positive way to end the relationship.
b) Get drunk
c) Have them carted away to a sanitarium
You are about to get married when you
discover your husband to be has made another woman pregnant....do
a) Call the wedding off
b) Marry them anyway
c)Try and buy the baby from the woman
You want a motel for the night but
all are booked..do you
a) Go home
b) Buy the whole town and take your
pick of motels
c) Build your own bigger and better
motel and put all the others out of business
What do you want out of life?
a) Happiness and good health
b) A large diamond ring, a big house
and lots of money
How long does it take you to fall in
love and devote your life to someone?
a) A few weeks, at a steady pace
b) A couple of hours
c) Never, love is waste of time
How many partners do you have in one
a) Just the one, I am devoted and faithful
b) two , I may have the odd fling
c) So many I loose count
What's your idea of a great party?
a) Everyone enjoying themselves and
b) Everyone being thrown in the pool
c) Where I can make loads of business
If You answered mostly :
: Hey what is this? You are watching the wrong show. Are you
related to a Walton. Life is never this `sweet` if you're
: Well you sure are a Ewing. But more of a Lucy or Ellie type
of person. You have a nice side and a bad side. Your heart
is in the right place and life is one big drama.
: Well, you really are a Ewing. JR would be proud, you are
selfish, hungry for power at any cost. You are out right devious.
I don`t know whether to congratulate you or warn your friends.